Jokes

Joke # 1
ANAK: busog nako.

MAMA: ano ka ba? ubusin mo yan! hndi mo ba alam? napakaraming nagugutom sa buong mundo?

ANAK: oh tapos? pag inubos ko to, mabubusog sila ganon?

Joke #2
Human brain is the most outstanding thing...
It functions 24 hours and 365 days...
It functions right from the time we were born...
& it only stops when,.....

we take EXAMS. Ü

Joke # 3
Mike: pare, pautang naman P200!
Peter: pare, P100 lang ang dala ko.
Mike: Ah, sige, isandaan lang muna. Basta ha, may utang ka pa sa akin na P100.

Joke # 4
Bunso: Inay, tingnan niyo po drawing ko oh.

Inay: Wow! ang galing namang magdrawing ng dinosaur ng bunso ko.

Bunso: Inay naman eh....



Kayo po iyan...


Joke # 5
2 friends talking....

PEDRO: wow pare! Nood ako sine kanina, ubos 1000 ko!

JUAN: ha? bakit?

PEDRO: bili ako ng bili ng ticket, pinupunit nung babae sa pinto! adik ata!

Joke # 6
Juan: pangarap kong kumita ng half a million monthly gaya ni tatay.

Pedro: wow! ganyan kalaki kinikita ng tatay mo?

Juan: hindi, yan din ang pangarap niya...

2012, it's not the end of the world

  

Mayan timekeeper disputes all the hysteria surrounding this end of the world prediction.

Leonzo Barreno, a Guatemalan native who now lives in Regina and was trained to read these Mayan calendars, says that Decmber 21, 2012 simply marks the end of a 5,125 year cycle.

Barreno, who is the Global Chair of Journalism as the University of Regina, was trained by Mayan elders to read these calendars.

Rather than fearing the winter solstice of 2012, he advises that we celebrate it.

But Gregg Braden, who is an odd combination of scientist and spiritual guru, claims to have also studied the Mayans and their calendars, and he has a slightly different take on this subject.

While Braden doesn't believe the world will end in 2012, he has stated in several of his books, in articles, and in interviews that these recurring 5,125 year cycles culminated in cataclysmic events that decimated populations and ended almost entire civilizations. However, Braden says that people did survive to tell their tales to future generations.

From these two experts, both scholars on the Mayan calendar, perhaps the only facts on which we can depend is that 2012 is the end of a 5,125 cycle and, for that reason, all of us are living at a unique time in civilization. It's up to us to make the best of it.