Jokes

Joke # 1
ANAK: busog nako.

MAMA: ano ka ba? ubusin mo yan! hndi mo ba alam? napakaraming nagugutom sa buong mundo?

ANAK: oh tapos? pag inubos ko to, mabubusog sila ganon?

Joke #2
Human brain is the most outstanding thing...
It functions 24 hours and 365 days...
It functions right from the time we were born...
& it only stops when,.....

we take EXAMS. Ü

Joke # 3
Mike: pare, pautang naman P200!
Peter: pare, P100 lang ang dala ko.
Mike: Ah, sige, isandaan lang muna. Basta ha, may utang ka pa sa akin na P100.

Joke # 4
Bunso: Inay, tingnan niyo po drawing ko oh.

Inay: Wow! ang galing namang magdrawing ng dinosaur ng bunso ko.

Bunso: Inay naman eh....



Kayo po iyan...


Joke # 5
2 friends talking....

PEDRO: wow pare! Nood ako sine kanina, ubos 1000 ko!

JUAN: ha? bakit?

PEDRO: bili ako ng bili ng ticket, pinupunit nung babae sa pinto! adik ata!

Joke # 6
Juan: pangarap kong kumita ng half a million monthly gaya ni tatay.

Pedro: wow! ganyan kalaki kinikita ng tatay mo?

Juan: hindi, yan din ang pangarap niya...

2012, it's not the end of the world

  

Mayan timekeeper disputes all the hysteria surrounding this end of the world prediction.

Leonzo Barreno, a Guatemalan native who now lives in Regina and was trained to read these Mayan calendars, says that Decmber 21, 2012 simply marks the end of a 5,125 year cycle.

Barreno, who is the Global Chair of Journalism as the University of Regina, was trained by Mayan elders to read these calendars.

Rather than fearing the winter solstice of 2012, he advises that we celebrate it.

But Gregg Braden, who is an odd combination of scientist and spiritual guru, claims to have also studied the Mayans and their calendars, and he has a slightly different take on this subject.

While Braden doesn't believe the world will end in 2012, he has stated in several of his books, in articles, and in interviews that these recurring 5,125 year cycles culminated in cataclysmic events that decimated populations and ended almost entire civilizations. However, Braden says that people did survive to tell their tales to future generations.

From these two experts, both scholars on the Mayan calendar, perhaps the only facts on which we can depend is that 2012 is the end of a 5,125 cycle and, for that reason, all of us are living at a unique time in civilization. It's up to us to make the best of it.

Love Zodiac Signs

Aquarius Love Traits
The first thing that you will note about the people born under the Aquarius zodiac sign is that they are extremely friendly in nature. There will hardly be any person around them who is not their friend. They love their freedom. They are prone to mood swings. One moment they will be in solitude and the next, they are in a crowd. Aquarians hate to stick to the usual norms and have more of the rebellious traits in them.

Aries Love Traits
Aries is the first sign in the zodiac list. People born under the Aries zodiac sign are just like a newborn child, naive and unquestioning. Just like a child, they demand their wishes to be fulfilled first. They are stubborn and are at times aggressive. However, this should not convey the wrong notion that they are selfish. Arians are just incapable to see beyond their world. They are dynamic and quick-witted individuals who can rebel if provoked.

How to Say Sorry

          You have had your first big fight with her and it is all a big mess. Now you are wondering as to how to say sorry to her. You love her a lot and wouldn't want to lose her for a lame reason like a fight. Saying sorry to girl never killed anyone! Yet, somehow, it is never too easy to utter the word "Sorry". Swallow your ego and bury your pride in the backyard. ‘Sorry’ is a miraculous word that has the power to heal past grievances and bury the unpleasant memories that stirred the fight..